J . O . J . A . C . K

A Joke....

2005-09-27T00:14:00.000-07:00

Your Zipper is Down..

A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper is down,

and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, Boss this morning when you left your house,

did you close your garage door?.This is not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly notices that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask a cup of coffee from his secretary. He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw garage door open did you see my jaguar park in there?". The secretary smiles for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tyres."

Don't sleep......

2005-09-25T23:43:00.000-07:00

DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH

Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity.Though small,

but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time,

it might have adverse effects on your health.

(jarang-jarang sia buat ini punya tabiat)

DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE

Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged.

Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks,but please put the

phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved thatelectrical items

including mobile phone and television sets emitmagnetic waves when used.

These waves can cause disruptions to our nervoussystem.

Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone nearyou, switch it off first.

(pheww..nasib baik sia selalu switch off hp, pas tu letak atas kepala bawah bantal)

DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP

People who sleep with make up might have skinproblems in the long run.

Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and

problem in perspiring. You will also need a muchlonger time to go into deep sleep.

(tdk pernah buat)

DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA

Scientists in America have discovered those that wearbras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.

(inda pernah try juga, karang nda dpt tidur)

DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE

You may never wake up again.

(wkakakakakakakaaa)

Nyanyi

2005-08-16T01:10:00.000-07:00

Sekarang ni sia suka dengar ini lagu, si Dane pun suka...hehehe santiki kita Dane..

Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when september ends

like my fathers come to pass
seven years has gone so fast
wake me up when september ends

here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who we are

as my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost
wake me up when september ends

summer has come and passed
the innocent can never last
wake me up when september ends

ring out the bells again
like we did when spring began
wake me up when september ends

here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who we are

as my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost
wake me up when september ends

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when september ends

like my father's come to pass
twenty years has gone so fast
wake me up when september ends
wake me up when september ends
wake me up when september ends

Jerebu

2005-08-11T19:15:00.001-07:00

Belumpun cerita AF ni habis (malas mo cerita suda), semua orang sibuk bercakap tentang jerebu pula sekarang, ialahlah apa tidaknya, sampai mengancam kestabilan ekonomi dan bukan setakat kesihatan saja. Sektor pelancongan memang terjejas, harga saham syarikat penerbangan jatuh skg, tapi tidaklah teruk sangat..heheheh sepa2 yg suka beli share tuh..bolehlah pok skg..murah skit.....sepalah yg mo dtg tempat yg berjerebu kaaan. Lepas tuh, mesti industri perhotelan pun kena effect juga...gituuu...sektor perindustriaan turut terjejas especially yg depends sama input output, kalau kilang ditutup sementara, jadi supply pun kurang. Paling laku skg ialah mask/topeng, tersenyum simpul si tauke topeng. Ok, cukuplah teori mikro makro sia yg suda berkarat dlm otak dek kemalasan sia di tahap gaban masa ambik STP dulu, skg menyesal tahap cipan sbb kerja sia berkaitan dgn ekonomi, padanlah muka sia.

ok, sambung cerita jerebu. Kepada kawan-kawan yg tinggal di KL, macam si Bee n Mon, korang jaga kesihatan arr..take care yaa. Di Sabah pun jerebu juga ni, kemarin adalah juga hujan tapi sekejap ja (di KB, tengah malam). Setakat ni, ahli keluarga semua sihat kecuali Jo yg kena flu..gatal ja hidung ni..tapi tdk apa, jangan saja sia demamlah, nanti nda dpt buat apa2. ok lah esok cuti, jadi jumpa lagi minggu depan.chooow.. chii.. choooow...

Demam

2005-08-04T20:34:00.000-07:00

Sudah lama sia tdk demam, tapi sejak akhir-akhir ni terasa tekak sia kering semacam..badan pun mcm lemas ja...janganlah sia demam pula. Ini mesti kesan drp perubahan cuaca di sini...dalam satu hari boleh rasa 3, 4 kali perubahan. Pagi boleh mendung, kemudian hujan kuat, angin kencang lagi, nanti tengahari boleh pula matahari memancar terik... sebelah malamnya pula angin kencang...menakutkan sebab banyak pokoklah kawasan kg jo ni...takut juga kalu ada pokok besar yg tumbang, lebih2 lagi pokok kelapa disini boleh tahan banyaknya, tapi setakat ni belum ada kes pokok tumbang kat rumah org..palis palis. Masa budak2 dulu pernah juga sebatang pokok tumbang di belakang kami (dgn cousin2)..ngerinya, nasib baik nda kena...huh, takut lah bila ingat kejadian tuh. Oppss keluar tajuk plak...

Hujung minggu lepas, baby boy jo pun kena demam sekejap. Mama jo suruh pakai santan kepala pula utk menurunkan demam, apalagi daddy si boy ni cepat2 buat yg Mama suruh. Memang mujarablah pakai kelapa, demam si boy makin turun, esoknya trus ok..lega kami semua..lepas si boy sihat, bolehlah kami dengar dia ckp " i love u mummy/daddy" kemudian dia kiss mummynya ni...oo..bahagianyaaa...

Ada satu lagi yg demam, Demam AFUNDI FELIX haha....wah, bukan main lagi sekarang ni di KB, sepanjang perjalanan sia pi kerja, adalah ternampak beberapa keping poster si felix..ada signboard juga..dengar2 ada skrin besar akan dipasang di padang KB masa konsert final nanti.... baguslah, sekali sekala ada juga hiburan yg happening di KB, tapi sia lebih suka menonton di rumah jak sama keluarga, lebih seleas. Cousin hb mungkin dpt seat masa final nanti, wah sioklah dorang , org kuat FAFlah katakan. Sejak Felix masuk AF ni, ada saja wajah2 org KB yg sia familiar keluar TV, org yg sia nda berapa suka pun sia nampak jugalah! hahahahha jahatnya aku ni...dan satu urg lagi, best friend sia si Ati...dulu dia bilang nda suka tingu AF, tiba2 terpampang wajah dia siap pegang banner Felix lagi tuh..adei sempat melencong lagi ko arr Ti..

ok lah, panjang sudah cerita sia ni...belum makan lagi ni...nanti sia sambung lagi. Makan timeeee..

First entry sia - Pengenalan

2005-08-01T23:30:00.003-07:00

Tharaaaaa...

Sebenarnya, inilah posting sia yg pertama...malu-malu lagi nih, barulah katakan.

Pertama sekali sia mo ckp banyak2 kali thank you sama SIFU kami..Bee!, blog yg cantik ni dialah yg tulung buatkan. Rajin dan bersungguh-sungguh bah si mummy seorang ni..susa susa aja bilang si felix, anyway sia memang suka skin ni blog. thanks yaa Bee. Setakat ni lah kan, belum pernah sia nampak blog skin yg cantik mcm si Bee buat, termasuklah blog kawan sia yg lain (ada urg kambaaang suda nih..heheh) pujian yg ikhlas ni Bee ok...

Utk kawan2 blog sia yg lain mcm si Dane, sis Lieber sama si Mon, anything sia buli tanya2 sama kamu bah kan? Bah, setakat ni dulu post sia utk hari ini....slow sikit server kami ni, lagipun bos sia balik2 limpas di belakang sia ni...tapi sebelum tuh sia mo berpantun dulu ok, ekekekek sampat lagi nih, ala pantun klasik lagi evergreen bah.

Buah cempadak di luar pagar,

Ambil panjuluk tulung julukkan,

Sia budak baru belajar,

Kalu salah tulung tunjukkan.

gituuu..

p/s- bee, buli pakai smiley kah dlm posting?..

Siap Blog Nko JO!

2005-07-06T08:29:00.000-07:00

There's a hero if you look inside your heart.You don't have to be afraid of what you are.There's an answer if you reach into your soul,And the sorrow that you know will melt away.

And then a hero comes alongWith the strength to carry on,And you cast your fears asideAnd you know you can survive.

So when you feel like hope is gone,look inside you and be strong.And you'll finally see the truth,that a hero lies in you.

It's a long road when you face the world aloneNo one reaches out a hand for you to hold.You can find love if you search within yourself.And the emptiness you felt will disappear.

And then a hero comes alongWith the strength to carry on,And you cast your fears asideAnd you know you can survive.

So when you feel like hope is gone,look inside you and be strong.And you'll finally see the truth,that a hero lies in you.

Lord knows dreams are hard to follow.But don't let anyone tear them away.Hold on, there will be tomorrow.In time you'll find the way.

And then a hero comes alongWith the strength to carry on,And you cast your fears asideAnd you know you can survive.

So when you feel like hope is gone,look inside you and be strong.And you'll finally see the truth,that a hero lies in you.

That a hero lies in you.Ooohthat a hero lies in you.